How is death a soda?
Anonymous

Well first yah’ grind up a little cyanide, and yah take that powder, and DRINK IT WITH YOUR SODA! 

(Can we for once be normal, please? No more death, maybe settle down, have a family?)

Voices…. VOICES ARE SO LOUD! I’m gonna EAT YOUR BABIES!

hello there mr psycho how are you

I feel very quaint as of now!…..Crap, GIMME YOUR FLESH YUH’ MEAT PUPPET!

How long are you able to hang a meat puppet out to dry before they rot?
Anonymous

Who cares! They’re better when they have gone to spoils!

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So im going to be starting to post some spoilers. Some big, some not so big soo if you’re worried avert your eyes!

Curiosity - Where Do You Come From - Was It Pandora

Nah I used tah’ live up in one uh’ them orbital colonies. Dahl set it up for families of researchers. That was till uh’ little fight broke out between tuh’ officials and the workers. I killed three guards and ate uh’ guys ear off, because they wanted tah’ take my puppy!

Question to the follower’s

(OOC: Have any of you guys read the borderlands book? Its written quite well. Adds a lot of back story to the characters)