barneyfuckingcalhoun:

Prizes:

How to Enter:

  • Like and/or Reblog this post to enter (doing both gives you two chances instead of one)
  • Must be following me
  • Must have a Steam account (Don’t have one? Sign up here for free)
  • Must be willing to give me your Steam ID so I can transfer the game to you
  • Must have either ask or submit boxes open so I can contact you
  • No giveaway blogs

Winners:

  • There will be six winners total, one game per person
  • The first place winner will get their first pick, second gets second and so on until all the games are gone.
  • If you win, you will get an ask telling you that you’ve won and which place you got. The winners will have 24 hours to respond and claim their prize. If I don’t get a reply, I will select a new winner.

DISCLAIMER: If you already have the game you’ve won, you will have to stand down as winner. This giveaway is meant to spread games to people who do not have them!

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JULY 31ST

How is death a soda?
Anonymous

Well first yah’ grind up a little cyanide, and yah take that powder, and DRINK IT WITH YOUR SODA! 

(Can we for once be normal, please? No more death, maybe settle down, have a family?)

Voices…. VOICES ARE SO LOUD! I’m gonna EAT YOUR BABIES!

hello there mr psycho how are you

I feel very quaint as of now!…..Crap, GIMME YOUR FLESH YUH’ MEAT PUPPET!

How long are you able to hang a meat puppet out to dry before they rot?
Anonymous

Who cares! They’re better when they have gone to spoils!

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Spoilers!

So im going to be starting to post some spoilers. Some big, some not so big soo if you’re worried avert your eyes!

Curiosity - Where Do You Come From - Was It Pandora

Nah I used tah’ live up in one uh’ them orbital colonies. Dahl set it up for families of researchers. That was till uh’ little fight broke out between tuh’ officials and the workers. I killed three guards and ate uh’ guys ear off, because they wanted tah’ take my puppy!

Question to the follower’s

(OOC: Have any of you guys read the borderlands book? Its written quite well. Adds a lot of back story to the characters)